My mate Joss

Joss and I hate a lot of things and we like some things. These are combined lists of some of our top hates and few loves.

HATE

Lorries; people who stop in the middle of the path; the colour yellow; the saturdays; x factor; torys; me to you teddys; fluffy pens; jeans shopping; people walking slowly; people walking, stopping and getting in the way throughout the entire length of Oxford Street; people walking slowly hand in hand admiring stupid things like street signs; pigeons; the way electric toothbrushes make my nose itch; ringing phones; tony blair; tony benn; terry bloody wogan; the crazy frog; halloween; people dressing up and running around screeching "I'm a vampire LOL" at halloween; TWILIGHT; vampires, generally; reggie yates; boring people; onomatopaea; bad spelling; bad grammar; people who yell 'I'd fackin bang all of yerz' from car windows at my friends and I; Excel spreadsheets; flies; recycling; heat magazine; doing grown up stuff; red nose day; maps; people that maintain that there is still a distinction between the 3 main political parties; Glee; sticky notes; people who believe horoscopes; football; checked shirts; photoshop; tom cruise; cctv; msn; when you catch your fingers with bulldog clips; the england football team; john terry; channel 5; simon cowell; the evening standard; the daily star; cyclists; people who take ages at petrol stations; all you can eat chinese buffets; screaming children; hippies; people who don't shave their armpits/leg hair; babies on flights; mosquitos; smileys; the word 'lol'; the tube in rush hour; a badly made cup of tea; off milk; peppers; fish; oysters; jagged rocks; clubbing; foam parties; location location location; daytime tv; prams on the tube; the cheeky girls; Nuts magazine; grey squirrels; screaming girls; roller coasters; tall people who stand in front of you at gigs; people who don't drink and are self-righteous about it; text flirting; hangovers; small ratty dogs; Justin Bieber; annoying alarm tones; people talking on their phone on the train; people trying out different ring tones on their phone on the train; being honked at whilst driving; running out of toothpaste; getting shampoo in my eyes; worrying that I'm going to be murdered in a hitchcock psycho esque way every time I'm showering.

LOVE

Wine; eating; sleeping; animals dressed in little person outfits; gin; David Mitchell; Peep show; awkward situations; sarcasm; twitter; dinosaurs; the word 'fnar'; spotify; cake; Britney; Fleetwood Mac; asparagus; broccoli; saying something stupid and pretending its ironic so that i can get away with it; tea.