Anna: I'm thinking of coming back to the shire next weekend.
Mothership: That's fine darling, but the house will be very cold and unwelcoming...no one will be here.
A: That's cool, I'm actually going out in Northampton on the Friday night.
MS: *Pause.* You know...Northampton is very dangerous, Anna.
A: Not it's not.
MS: It's very rough.
A: Mum, can I just point out that I'm nearly 25, I've been out in Northampton hundreds of times and...I LIVE IN LONDON.
MS: Anna, the streets of Damascus are safer than the streets of Northampton!
A: Really, Mum? Syria? That's what your comparing Northampton to?
MS: I just worry about you.
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